you should be expecting that.
This guy has achieved more with a webcam and his dog than I ever have in my life.
There are wonderful people in this world…it’s just really hard to find them
I think I’ll notice them when they’re wearing costumes
I seriously hope she married him
I seriously hope they became best friends after this
I seriously hope that teacher was forced to go on an unpaid leave of absence to pull his head out of his ass or he was fired. No teacher should put a student through that, especially when it seems so urgent. Fuck that guy. But srsly, props on that footballer and I hope that the girl was alright afterwards…
Nuns are beautiful
"can I have another sauce?"
"they’re 25¢ extra”
the end of all of my presentations at school